crusty t_ts

i have 2 inch long tit hairs. i am a woman named dave broyle. i like to blow on the first date. meaning we do yard work...naked. for all of you children don't read this unless you want a good time sweet cheeks. cause i rock and i roll all night long sweet suzie. i have a name for both my testies, left one is james westfall and my right is dr. keneth noisewater and my cocks name is the octagon. you boys play your cards right you might be able to meet the whole gang. i've gaged my wiener hole. it all started with a kidney stone and kinda escaladed from there. Now i can Fit a hotdog in my hotdog! It looks like two weiner dogs kissing. when i where a banana hamack it looks like im smuggling a two headed giraffe. wel please comment on this cause i love to read... naked.